Glimpses Into A Technological Generation

Their recess games involve acting out video and computer games they play at home. (This is almost too sad for words.)

Their short stories in class go something like this:

"The airplane is shooting. He got shot. Is he dead? Find out at www.mydrawing.com."

The next step is for them to actually HAVE a website called "www.mydrawing.com".

That's My Dog

Taking a midnight emergency trip to the vet 20 minutes away and consulting with a doctor: $75
Having a team of doctors feed your dog a can of delicious chicken flavored dog food: $5
Having the team of doctors give your dog an injection so he'll throw it up: $30
Having the doctors clean up the mess: $37.50

Not having your dog's insides shredded by a half-inch square scrap of metal: Priceless