Last week we had American Idol on while we were doing some things in the basement. Dolly Parton was the guest of honor that night and she sang a song called "Jesus and Gravity" (or something like that). You all know what I'm talking about, right?
There's a part in the song where Dolly sings the phrases "He lifts me up! I've got Jesus!" over and over...and over.
From the corner of the room, where he's working on some wiring, I hear Zack mutter, "Apparently 'Jesus' is the name of her plastic surgeon."
11 years ago
