Saturday, March 31, 2007

Prophets in HD!

We are in the process of finishing a room in our basement. We fondly call it "the family room downstairs." I know. Very original. The room is currently all enclosed (framed or cement walls) and has a newly installed fireplace. The next step is installing the HVAC, so I thought. My loving, hard-working, and ever industrious husband convinced me that the real next step was to buy the flat-screen TV that we plan to install down there once the basement is finished. He had some good reasons for this. The first of which was, "I want to have the TV before I run the electrical so I'll know where to run the wires and how I want to mount the TV." Sure. It made sense to me. That's how we came to buy the TV at the end of February. When it came, we set it up in our "great room" and oooo-ed and aahhh-ed at the crystal-clear HD picture we got using our regular old, ancient, analog antanae. (Take THAT satellite TV!)
It wasn't until a week later when Zack was talking about March Madness and I said the words "Hey, the basketball games will be really cool to watch on the new TV!", that I realized his double-motive for getting the TV what will most likely turn out to be one year earlier than we needed it.
Getting a larger, MUCH more expensive, TV than we've ever had in our entire lives has made me a bit nervous. Are we just like everyone else? So much as we try to deny it, is entertainment really the most important thing in our life? We tried to console ourselves by saysing, "Conference is going to look AWEsome on this TV!" (Then we'd high-five and body slam each other. ) Well, we watched Conference on the new TV today and I have to say, Conference looks AWEsome on this TV. Like we're rubbing shoulders with the prophets. Expensive technology justified!

"It's like he's right in our living room, only just a little tinier!"

Zack and Prophet Hinckley sharing a moment.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Knock Knock?

When you were a kid, did you love to tell and hear other people tell jokes? When I was at the tender age of "elementary school kid" I had a joke that would send me into hysterics every time I told it. It involved an American, a Mexican, a burrito, a bomb, someone farting and a house blowing up. (HilARious!) That was back in the day where jokes were usually racist, potty-humored, or both. Anyway, the worst jokes, in my opinion (and I'm excluding puns here because they don't deserve any reference to hilarity) are knock knock jokes. Kids, on the other hand, LOVE these jokes.

My favorite childhood knock knock joke goes something like this:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne, who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Fun as they may be, these jokes sometimes pose problems and/or stupors of thought for the small ones. Case in point: (two instances that make me smile even now)

In the first grade textbook we use in my classroom there is a page of "jokes". This page is always a favorite. One of the jokes is a knock knock joke. Once the kids learn the pattern for a knock knock joke, they will invariably try their hand at creating their own. A few years ago I was fortunate enough to have this conversation with a student:

Him: Teacher, I have a knock knock joke for you.
Me: Okay.
Him: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Him: No wait, you say knock knock.
Me: Okaaay, um, knock knock
Him: Who's there?
Me: I. Don't. Know.
Him: I don't know, who?
Me: Uh, I don't know the rest of the joke?
Him: Ohhh, heh heh.
That's the point where he gave me a funny look that seemed to say "I thought my teacher would know better jokes than that" and walked away.

Even three-year-olds like to get in on the hilarious action. The other day my niece was trying to tell a knock knock joke she must have heard from her dad. Our conversation went something like this:

Her: I want to tell the crying joke! Say "Knock knock."
Me: Knock knock
Her: Who's there?
Me: Boo
Her: Boo Wh...No! Wait, YOU say it!
Me: No, you're supposed to say knock...
Her: No, YOU say it!
Me: Okay....knock knock
Her: Who's there?
Me: Boo
Her: Boo...Hey! No! You're supposed to say it!
Me: (trying not to laugh) Knock knock
Her: Who's there?
Me: Boo
Her: Boo who?Don't cry! It's only a joke!
I guess she decided that it didn't matter how it was said as long as SHE got to say the punch line.