Tommy: Hey teacher, I have a joke for you.
Me: Okay.
T: What do you get when you get a stick, put a hot dog on it, and then dip it in corn meal?
M: A corn dog?
T: (Eyes get really big.) Yeah. How did you know that?
Caden: Hey teacher?
Me: What?
C: I think you're pretty.
M: Thanks.
C: Did you know I always thought that every day?
M: (Smiling. How can you not smile at that?) Thanks!
C: Hey, I know how you can spit green spit. (Starts snorting...)
M: Um, Caden, I don't need to see that.
Dallin: (Showing his "Indiana Jones action figure of a Nazi to the class.) ...and he comes with a gun. And he can do this (moves the action figure's arm up and down) and when you get him.....(eyes big, head tilted forward) he comes with a evil cuuuurse...and (his head comes up, he smiles and puts his finger in the air) a sticker!
11 years ago
6 comments:
A sticker? AWESOME!!!
Poor Caden. He just wanted to impress his pretty teacher. :-P
Wow, I don't hear funny things like that where I work...I am jealous!
Maybe the sticker is the counter-curse?
I agree with all three of those kids;
1- Carrie is very intelligent and knows lots of stuff
2- Carrie IS very pretty (though spitting green isn't THAT impressive)
3- Stickers are even cooler than curses, so I would have saved that for the end as well!
He was about to give away the trade secret on how to spit green spit... to a teacher?!
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