Friday, June 8, 2007

The REAL Tragedy of Puppyland

Many of you (okay, maybe just D'Nell) have been anxiously awaiting the blogging debut of "Tragedy in Puppyland". Alas, I have bad news. Although I have the said movie on my computer, I cannot find a way to post it on my blog. It's too long for dropshots (over 2 minutes!) and it's too big for youtube. (It's freakin' 811 MB!!!) If anyone has any ideas on how to post it, I'm more than anxious to hear them.

On a happier note, at least I have the movie on my computer! I also have other choice selections such as, "Monkey Band" (my personal favorite), "Evil Hannah", "The Silence of the Barbies", and "MoonBathers" (another classic).

A few lesser known films such as "AlphaWars", "Pakistani Hair Salon" and "The Fire Problem" are also on my computer. However, their content is so painful that I don't dare let anyone view them. If, I mean, WHEN I become more Adobe Premier savvy I might take little bits out of those films so that those of you who are in them can view your best selves (Heather, Janan, Dan, RaeAnn...).

This is also a call to those of you who might know the whereabouts of "Bermuda Flight 911" and "Cleetus vs. The Asteroid". Where are they? I haven't yet searched my massive VHS graveyard, so they could be in there.

As soon as I get ahold of all of these movies, I will put them on a DVD and sell it to the WORLD!

Because I know many of you miss all these treasured home movies, I will leave you with a few quotes.

Which quote goes with which movie? A treat for whoever gets the most correct! An extra treat if you can name who says each quote.

1. "I'm so lonesome! I girl named "Princess" shouldn't be lonesome. I need a puppy, or a prince...but a puppy would be nice!"

2. "We found the barbies!!!! ...but everyone died!"

3. "We'll give that cheese-eatin' surrender monkey trainer a run for his money!"

4. "Ya betta believe he's a bum-muncha!"

5. "Como?"

6. "The moral of the story is- Don't be a spankin' monkey."

7. "Ah ha ha! You are now in the dungeon. And soon, after two weeks, my GUN will take over the WORLD! Wah ha ha!"

2 comments:

Delia D'Nell said...

THAT IS A REAL Tragedy! I think we need to have a Movie Party!

Doug - The JeepCruzer said...

Hmm mooooovie Party eh? Great idea, in the mean time, have you compressed your video yet at all? Use Windows Movie Maker (it's standard with WinXP) and save it as video for broadband 150kbps. Let me know if you need more detailed instructions, or call me or whatever.